Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Stocking

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Bring on the Christmas cheer with these fun, silly, and sometimes opinionated Christmas Stockings. They have lots of room to hold all the goodies and will look great while bringing some attitude to your mantle this season.

Features:

• 17" in length when hanging
• 6.5" opening at the top
• 100% polyester
• Stitched loop for hanging
• Printed in the USA