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All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

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About the Product

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo. Our 4.25" x 5.5" folded greeting cards are blank on the inside and printed on off-white, matte, heavy-weight cardstock. Our cards come enclosed in brown kraft envelopes and are printed in the USA

Features:

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Matte finish
  • High quality, heavy weight card stock
  • Includes kraft envelope
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