Mushroom Penis Socks

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Express your personality from your calves all the way down to your toes! Our socks are perfect for sporty humans, on-the-go errand runners, and casual loungers with its moisture wicking properties and vibrant design. Printed in the USA.

Unisex Socks

• 8" calf length
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 50% cotton, 45% polyester, and 5% spandex
• Fits 7-13 shoe sizes

Women's Socks

• Flat weave crew style
• Full-length print
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 35% cotton, 62% polyester, and 3% spandex
• Fits 6-10 shoe sizes