NSFW Makeup Pattern Towel

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Our Beach Towel is made of polyester fleece on the front and features a single-sided dye-sublimation print. The unprinted, reverse side is a neutral white 100% cotton terry cloth. Printed in the USA.