Looking for a Partner Who is a Literal, Actual Book T-Shirt

I'm looking for someone who is thoughtful, able to make me laugh, leather bound, full of well rounded character arcs, and just a literal, actual book. Fiction or non-fiction, this funny book lovers t shirt is perfect for the reader who doesn't care about committing to a relationship unless it involves someone who happens to be a block of paper with a hardcover spine glued to it and full of words that make you cry about fictional characters. Our fitted Unisex Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Other heathered colors are made of 52% cotton and 48% polyester.