The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue Poster

This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral print features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.

Make your home as unique as you with our 8" x 10" or 11" x 14" gallery style art posters! Show off your stylistic attitude or comical humor with high quality giclee prints, guaranteed to give any wall a sense of personality! Printed in the USA.

Features:

• Giclee (high-quality printing) style
• Natural white matte archival paper
• 8" x 10" or 11" x 14"
• 1" border