Merry Corruption Of A Pagan Holiday, I Mean Christmas T-Shirt
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About the Product
Santa isn't real, gift-giving is mostly for personal gain, and Christmas is just a church-sanctioned capitalistic corruption of ancient Pagan solstice fertility celebrations. This design will ensure everyone has an educated and cynical December holiday! Our fitted Unisex Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Other heathered colors are made of 52% cotton and 48% polyester.
