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Merry Dickmas Socks

$9.80
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Style: Unisex Socks

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About the Product

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Express your personality from your calves all the way down to your toes! Our socks are perfect for sporty humans, on-the-go errand runners, and casual loungers with its moisture wicking properties and vibrant design. Printed in the USA.

Unisex Socks

  • 8" calf length
  • Solid black toe and sole
  • Moisture wicking
  • 50% cotton, 45% polyester, and 5% spandex
  • Fits 7-13 shoe sizes

Women's Socks

  • Flat weave crew style
  • Full-length print
  • Solid black toe and sole
  • Moisture wicking
  • 35% cotton, 62% polyester, and 3% spandex
  • Fits 6-10 shoe sizes
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