Merry Dickmas Socks
$9.80
$9.80
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About the Product
Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...
Express your personality from your calves all the way down to your toes! Our socks are perfect for sporty humans, on-the-go errand runners, and casual loungers with its moisture wicking properties and vibrant design. Printed in the USA.
Unisex Socks
- 8" calf length
- Solid black toe and sole
- Moisture wicking
- 50% cotton, 45% polyester, and 5% spandex
- Fits 7-13 shoe sizes
Women's Socks
- Flat weave crew style
- Full-length print
- Solid black toe and sole
- Moisture wicking
- 35% cotton, 62% polyester, and 3% spandex
- Fits 6-10 shoe sizes