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I Protec I Attac But Most Importantly I'm Sorry For Eating All Of The Quarantine Snaccs Greeting Cards
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I protec, I attac but most importantly I'm sorry for eating all of the quarantine snaccs. Gift your friends or roomies that you are quarantining with this funny greeting card and fess up to eating all the quarantine snacks.

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I protec, I attac but most importantly I'm sorry for eating all of the quarantine snaccs. Gift your friends or roomies that you are quarantining with this funny greeting card and fess up to eating all the quarantine snacks.

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Teresa S.2021-03-18

Super cute!! My daughter and

Super cute!! My daughter and boyfriend are going to love them!!
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Alexis T.2021-02-14

This card is fucking mint.

This card is fucking mint.
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Natalie B.2020-09-18

Great card

Great card
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Zak T.2020-02-18

Better than I expected

The card wasn't as large as I thought it would be, granted I didn't look at the dimensions provided. However, after receiving the card it was very nice. After opening, my girlfriend told me she couldn't stop laughing and had to show it to everyone. Well worth it!!!!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute!

Super cute!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute and perfect for

Super cute and perfect for valentines!
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Kaylie J.2020-01-29

Great!

Great!
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Heath H.2019-12-12

looks great

looks great
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Carol S.2019-11-13

Just perfect!

Great quality card and shipped as expected!
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

Super cute

Super cute
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