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Happy Birthday If You Were a Dog Greeting Cards
Happy Birthday If You Were a Dog Greetingcard
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Happy Birthday If You Were a Dog Greeting Cards

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Happy birthday! If you were a dog you'd be dead by now. Wish your loved one a happy birthday and remind them that the grim reaper will come for us all one day with this bizarrely morose design.

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Zak T.2020-02-18

Better than I expected

The card wasn't as large as I thought it would be, granted I didn't look at the dimensions provided. However, after receiving the card it was very nice. After opening, my girlfriend told me she couldn't stop laughing and had to show it to everyone. Well worth it!!!!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute!

Super cute!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute and perfect for

Super cute and perfect for valentines!
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Kaylie J.2020-01-29

Great!

Great!
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Heath H.2019-12-12

looks great

looks great
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Carol S.2019-11-13

Just perfect!

Great quality card and shipped as expected!
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

Super cute

Super cute
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

My boyfriend loved it as

My boyfriend loved it as did I
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Joan W.2019-05-07

Love these unique & high

Love these unique & high quality cards!
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Vanessa A.2019-04-21

Unexpectedly Awesome

When people open cards, they don’t expect something that’s a little odd, and telling them that they are ‘not the worst’, is a delightful backhanded compliment that I endorse!
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