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To Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii Line 87, No Towel Beach Towels
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To Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii Line 87, No Towel Beach Towels

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There is no better person to quote from than the man himself, Shakespeare. Let it be known far and wide that you know every scene and act in the play Hamlet. Use it to your advantage, let the people know.. that you don't want to do anything they're doing and you'd rather just say "No." Well, say No poetically and with a little sass with this "To Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii Line 87, No" beach towel!

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There is no better person to quote from than the man himself, Shakespeare. Let it be known far and wide that you know every scene and act in the play Hamlet. Use it to your advantage, let the people know.. that you don't want to do anything they're doing and you'd rather just say "No." Well, say No poetically and with a little sass with this "To Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii Line 87, No" beach towel!
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There is no better person to quote from than the man himself, Shakespeare. Let it be known far and wide that you know every scene and act in the play Hamlet. Use it to your advantage, let the people know.. that you don't want to do anything they're doing and you'd rather just say "No." Well, say No poetically and with a little sass with this "To Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii Line 87, No" beach towel!

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Constance A.2020-03-15

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Towel was awesome
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