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Nerd Totes

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About this Design Honestly I'd rather be playing D&D right now. Real life is too hard, let's just escape to the world of dungeons and dragons for a while, yeah? Dibs on being the barbarian!
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Can We Play D&D Now? Tote
Can We Play D&D Now? Tote
Honestly I'd rather be playing D&D right now. Real life is too hard, let's just escape to the world of dungeons and dragons for a while, yeah? Dibs on being the barbarian!
About this Design Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!
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Kingdom Hearts pattern Tote
Kingdom Hearts pattern Tote
Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!
About this Design Tell people with this tote bag if they don't know anything about Doctor Who they need to get out of here because a sci fi nerd like you wants nothing to do with those dummies who aren't deep into the fandom. If you can't tell which incarnation of the Doctor is which you need to shut up because not even the TARDIS can translate you stupidity.
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Not Even The Tardis Can Translate You Stupidity Tote
Not Even The Tardis Can Translate You Stupidity Tote
Tell people with this tote bag if they don't know anything about Doctor Who they need to get out of here because a sci fi nerd like you wants nothing to do with those dummies who aren't deep into the fandom. If you can't tell which incarnation of the Doctor is which you need to shut up because not even the TARDIS can translate you stupidity.



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About this Design This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!
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Nerd Alert Tote
Nerd Alert Tote
This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!
About this Design You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the nerd with the birds with this design.
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Bird Nerd Tote
Bird Nerd Tote
You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the nerd with the birds with this design.
About this Design If you have to constantly tell people to leave you alone, you might as well have a design on a tote bag that has a candy heart telling men and women to "Forget it, Nerd." You don't want anyone to talk to you today, or any other time of the year so let's have a playful insult to get people to take the hint.
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Forget It, Nerd Tote
Forget It, Nerd Tote
If you have to constantly tell people to leave you alone, you might as well have a design on a tote bag that has a candy heart telling men and women to "Forget it, Nerd." You don't want anyone to talk to you today, or any other time of the year so let's have a playful insult to get people to take the hint.
About this Design If you have to constantly tell people to leave you alone, you might as well have a design on a tote bag that has a candy heart telling men and women to "Forget it, Nerd." You don't want anyone to talk to you today, or any other time of the year so let's have a playful insult to get people to take the hint.
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Forget It, Nerd Tote
Forget It, Nerd Tote
If you have to constantly tell people to leave you alone, you might as well have a design on a tote bag that has a candy heart telling men and women to "Forget it, Nerd." You don't want anyone to talk to you today, or any other time of the year so let's have a playful insult to get people to take the hint.
About this Design Nerds aren't necessarily antisocial by choice. Sometimes they're not popular in high school, but they just want to have fun like everyone else! Sport this nerdy pattern to your next convention, game night or role play campaign. Design features D&D polyhedral dice.
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Nerds Just Wanna Have Fun Tote
Nerds Just Wanna Have Fun Tote
Nerds aren't necessarily antisocial by choice. Sometimes they're not popular in high school, but they just want to have fun like everyone else! Sport this nerdy pattern to your next convention, game night or role play campaign. Design features D&D polyhedral dice.



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