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Eat Blankets

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About this Design Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.
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Eat Trash Hail Satan Possum Blanket
Eat Trash Hail Satan Possum Blanket
Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.
About this Design Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?
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Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket
Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket
Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?
About this Design When did it go, Wendigo? Show your love for Wendigo, the people-eating evil spirit of Nova Scotia, with this gothic-inspired design!
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Wendigo Blanket
Wendigo Blanket
When did it go, Wendigo? Show your love for Wendigo, the people-eating evil spirit of Nova Scotia, with this gothic-inspired design!
About this Design Who needs an elitist ruling class comprised of less that 1% of the total population hording all of the nations capital for selfish reasons? Not Americans. So you know what that means? YEET EM.
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Yeet The Rich Blanket
Yeet The Rich Blanket
Who needs an elitist ruling class comprised of less that 1% of the total population hording all of the nations capital for selfish reasons? Not Americans. So you know what that means? YEET EM.



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About this Design Hannibal Lecter rules of life crest. If you're not the first to strike you will be brought down. Stags, hearts, mask and knives at the ready for season 2 of Hannibal. It's probably people.
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Eat Or Be Eaten Blanket Blanket
Eat Or Be Eaten Blanket Blanket
Hannibal Lecter rules of life crest. If you're not the first to strike you will be brought down. Stags, hearts, mask and knives at the ready for season 2 of Hannibal. It's probably people.
About this Design Thanks to the efforts of awful pesticide companies the poor ole' honey be isn't doing so well. But you can help by eating their vomit and supporting the industry. They'll love you for it and your allergies will love you. So save the bees and eat some tasty honey bee vomit in the process. This blanket design features a cute sassy bee that really wants people to pay attention and a honeycomb with bees pattern.
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Eat My Vomit Blanket
Eat My Vomit Blanket
Thanks to the efforts of awful pesticide companies the poor ole' honey be isn't doing so well. But you can help by eating their vomit and supporting the industry. They'll love you for it and your allergies will love you. So save the bees and eat some tasty honey bee vomit in the process. This blanket design features a cute sassy bee that really wants people to pay attention and a honeycomb with bees pattern.
About this Design Get turnt on the weekend or the weekday at any time of day and eat all the pizza and tacos you want cause you don't give a damn! This cute animal blanket featuring a trash eating raccoon and the phrase "party forever, eat whatever" is perfect for nocturnal party animals & foodies who love eating whatever they want, turning up, and getting wasted, hammered or trashed!
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Party Forever Eat Whatever Raccoon Blanket
Party Forever Eat Whatever Raccoon Blanket
Get turnt on the weekend or the weekday at any time of day and eat all the pizza and tacos you want cause you don't give a damn! This cute animal blanket featuring a trash eating raccoon and the phrase "party forever, eat whatever" is perfect for nocturnal party animals & foodies who love eating whatever they want, turning up, and getting wasted, hammered or trashed!
About this Design For pugs the choice is obvious. You Make everything easier for your owner and your poop spreads magic through the world. Get a laugh in your home with this pug design!
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Eat Crayons Poop Rainbows Blanket Blanket
Eat Crayons Poop Rainbows Blanket Blanket
For pugs the choice is obvious. You Make everything easier for your owner and your poop spreads magic through the world. Get a laugh in your home with this pug design!
About this Design The best way to live, sleep until your hungry, and eat until your sleepy.
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Sleep Till Your Hungry Blanket
Sleep Till Your Hungry Blanket
The best way to live, sleep until your hungry, and eat until your sleepy.
About this Design The most noble of all quest for the most noble of all food. The quest for pizza. Perfect for people that love italian food, pizza pie, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese, lunch, dinner, and swords. This blanket design is fantastic to have for eating pizza, pizza parties, ordering pizza, getting pizza, dreaming of pizza, and uh...eating pizza.
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Quest for Pizza Blanket
Quest for Pizza Blanket
The most noble of all quest for the most noble of all food. The quest for pizza. Perfect for people that love italian food, pizza pie, pepperoni, mushroom, cheese, lunch, dinner, and swords. This blanket design is fantastic to have for eating pizza, pizza parties, ordering pizza, getting pizza, dreaming of pizza, and uh...eating pizza.



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About this Design The image of the serpent or dragon eating itself is an ancient symbol that dates back to Ancient Egypt. The most known depiction is the Ouroboros found in the practice of alchemy and has been adapted into Gnosticism and Hermeticism as well. Every culture has its own variant of the ancient symbol of the infinite and now you can appreciate it with this design.
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Dark-Light Ouroboros Blanket
Dark-Light Ouroboros Blanket
The image of the serpent or dragon eating itself is an ancient symbol that dates back to Ancient Egypt. The most known depiction is the Ouroboros found in the practice of alchemy and has been adapted into Gnosticism and Hermeticism as well. Every culture has its own variant of the ancient symbol of the infinite and now you can appreciate it with this design.
About this Design This blanket features the phrase "If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee, or campfires, count me in" and is perfect for people who love to go camping, hiking, enjoy the outdoors, weekend warriors, hunting, exploring, eating bacon and eggs, cooking outside, grilling, climbing, drinking coffee, laying by the fire, laying on grass, keeping warm and enjoying the beauty of nature!
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Count Me In (Blanket) Blanket
Count Me In (Blanket) Blanket
This blanket features the phrase "If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee, or campfires, count me in" and is perfect for people who love to go camping, hiking, enjoy the outdoors, weekend warriors, hunting, exploring, eating bacon and eggs, cooking outside, grilling, climbing, drinking coffee, laying by the fire, laying on grass, keeping warm and enjoying the beauty of nature!
About this Design Show your love of all things related to the prettiest month of the year- Autumn! This fall blanket design is perfect for lovers of going out on a cold morning, getting pumpkin spice anything, eating fresh apples from an orchard, carving pumpkins, drinking hot cider, jumping into a fresh pile of fallen leaves, wearing sweaters, having bonfires, reading books, and eating good food!
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If it Involves Leaf Piles, Apple Orchards, Pumpkin Patches & Bonfires Count Me in Blanket
If it Involves Leaf Piles, Apple Orchards, Pumpkin Patches & Bonfires Count Me in Blanket
Show your love of all things related to the prettiest month of the year- Autumn! This fall blanket design is perfect for lovers of going out on a cold morning, getting pumpkin spice anything, eating fresh apples from an orchard, carving pumpkins, drinking hot cider, jumping into a fresh pile of fallen leaves, wearing sweaters, having bonfires, reading books, and eating good food!
About this Design The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this feminist blanket, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.
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Fries Before Guys Blanket
Fries Before Guys Blanket
The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this feminist blanket, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.
About this Design Activate beast mode? More like activate no pants mode, I'm going skip the gym, curl up in blankets take a nap, watch some tv, do some blogging, read, eat some food, and remove my pants I don't feel like leaving the house today. Chill out on the couch with this anti- workout gym parody blanket, perfect for introverts who'd rather be netflixing and hate wearing pants more than they have to.
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No Pants Mode Activate Blanket
No Pants Mode Activate Blanket
Activate beast mode? More like activate no pants mode, I'm going skip the gym, curl up in blankets take a nap, watch some tv, do some blogging, read, eat some food, and remove my pants I don't feel like leaving the house today. Chill out on the couch with this anti- workout gym parody blanket, perfect for introverts who'd rather be netflixing and hate wearing pants more than they have to.
About this Design Activate beast mode? More like activate no pants mode, I'm going skip the gym, curl up in blankets take a nap, watch some tv, do some blogging, read, eat some food, and remove my pants I don't feel like leaving the house today. Chill out on the couch with this anti- workout gym parody blanket, perfect for introverts who'd rather be netflixing and hate wearing pants more than they have to.
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No Pants Mode Activate Blanket
No Pants Mode Activate Blanket
Activate beast mode? More like activate no pants mode, I'm going skip the gym, curl up in blankets take a nap, watch some tv, do some blogging, read, eat some food, and remove my pants I don't feel like leaving the house today. Chill out on the couch with this anti- workout gym parody blanket, perfect for introverts who'd rather be netflixing and hate wearing pants more than they have to.
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